Wars and Windmills

27 September 2007

Dichotomy

No One Wants To Play Sega with Harrison Ford" by Brandon Bird


I prefer:


  • Coke over Pepsi
  • Star Wars over Star Trek
  • school over work
  • XBOX over Playstation
  • movies over TV
  • scooter over car
  • beards as an unassuming facial accessory over beards as a piety meter
  • fishing over swimming
  • rivers and lakes over the ocean
  • Colorado over the other 49
  • train over plane
  • orange juice over other juice
  • Letterman over Leno
  • Conan O. over both
  • Ninjas over Samurai
  • hands over feet
  • RenĂ© Magritte over Salvador Dali
  • soccer over football
  • futbol over soccer
  • running over stationary bike
  • weighing 170 lbs over weighing 190
  • iPod over Zune
  • unicorns over horses
  • St. Vitus Cathedral over Notre Dame
  • James Frey over Oprah
  • freckles over moles
  • argyle over plaid
  • old Shins over new Shins
  • money clips over wallets
  • salsa over guacamole
  • nerd over geek
  • high-five over low-five
  • "okay" hand signal over thumbs up
  • Lord of the Rings over Narnia
  • casual over business casual
  • Apple over PC
  • sitting over standing
  • The Beatles over all
  • function over form
  • stepping in poop with deep treaded boots over southern California
  • Valerie over James
  • art deco over art nouveau
  • walkie-talkies over cell phones
  • four seasons over two
  • old friends over new people


ad nauseum

10 comments:

  1. What is wrong with wallets?

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  2. -Batman over Superman
    -midnight over noon
    -Knight Rider over Airwolf
    -hunger over thirst
    -Jelly Bellys over M&Ms
    -imagination over knowledge
    -Construx over Legos
    -gas mileage over top speed
    -Man-E-Faces over Man-At-Arms
    -books made into movies over movies made into books
    -Autumn over Spring
    -stairs over elevator
    -2D10 over 1D100
    -asymmetry over balance
    -old-and-busted over new hotness
    -Metric over English
    -IV-VI over I-III
    -zza over almost anything
    -reading this blog over writing my own

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  3. Valerie over James? Aw, the hell you just said that! Call me out in cyberspace? I am magma!

    Here's a few for you, Darr-ass:

    Awesome lovers over Dave Matthews Lovers
    My mom over your mom
    My caveman feet over your little girl feet
    Myself over your dumb-self
    A Real Car over Jetta
    Anything I say over anycrap you say
    My taste in jeans over your taste in jeans
    A falling piano over your noggin

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  4. we have the same taste in jeans.

    increase of love.

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  5. fine...i'll say it.

    you over everyone else.

    what? i miss you.

    queue rolling of eyes.

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  6. "stepping in poop with deep treaded boots over southern California"

    Seconded. And the St. Vitus.

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  7. Well, I'm torn. You have insulted Southern California, my homeland; yet you have declared your preference for me over James (which, frankly, comes as no surprise). Luckily, my self intrest trumps my national pride, so, kudos to you.

    p.s. Lindsey, I didn't roll my eyes when I read your comment, but I did smirk...a little.

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  8. I was waiting for a Halo 3 review to follow up the Martin review. I thought that would show your nerd and cool spectrum to the max. Brothers in geek foreva'!

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  9. Oh James...we are simpatico. It is in the works as we speak. I have just been too busy playing to write.

    It is coming.

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