Wars and Windmills

11 December 2007

Something I Hate...17

I hate conversations that take place in person but over great distances and in public places.

College campuses are the worst place for this.


  1. Even though this is a hatred, you have to admit that there was nothing better than our yelling of "Hey, Troy, how's your [insert VD or bowel problem here]?" to Mr. Scofield across the crowded quad.

  2. when done in jest, this can be a powerful tool to embarrass Troy, or me to which you have done it many a time; a good clarifying point.

    You would ask me about my rash.

  3. So, am I to understand that in the final scenes of the classic "Crocodile Dundee," that you didn't find this very thing extremely romantic?


    Bet you didn't think of that, did you?

  4. so is the subway.

  5. Get over yourself and head to the Turning Rooster to eat away your sorrows!!!