Wars and Windmills

17 March 2008

Take The Test

I failed.

link to actual site (though nothing different)

I killed the cyclist.


  1. This is stupid.
    I was told to count passes, which I did. What I want to know is if I was right, not that because I didn't see some guy in a creepy velour suit and mask I'm going to kill a kid on a ten speed. That's absurd.
    I doesn't even make sense. I don't count passes when I drive. I actually don't pay nearly as much attention when I drive as when I watched this.
    This irritates me. So much so that I'm going to go out of my way to hit a bike today.
    I counted 13, by the way.

  2. It is safe to say that the money used for this will probably save no one. It might however do the opposite, as alluded to by Valerie.

  3. Haha, I can't believe I fell for it. And just when I was getting all cocky about counting 13. I thought I had it all figured out. I will say one thing though...when I was ten, my father was driving horribly, which was usual, because he's usually trying to dress himself or make a sandwich or find his Bat out of Hell cassette while he's making left-hand turns. Anyway, he was pulled over for reckless driving and got out of it by saying the monarch butterflies were too distracting as it was their mating season. I'm quite sure my father would have seen the moonwalking bear but ran over the white team.

  4. Well after seeing that I will never wear a bear suit while cycling again.

  5. "monarch butterflies were too distracting"...hahaha. you're dad is rawk.

    Azymn: i'll believe it when I see it.

  6. My friend's mom leaned out her car to smack the butt of a cyclist because she thought said butt was pretty cute.

    He fell off his bike and broke his leg. She broke her arm on his ass.

  7. sadly, I had to watch it twice.

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  9. James that story is gold.

    Alysha, I think we all did. We all killed that poor cyclist.

  10. I only saw the bear because my employer thinks this idea is pretty awesome as it relates to situational awareness and safety. They showed me a similar video in my orientation, only their video, with typical East Idaho flair, painfully lacked the production values that this video has, and their man in a gorilla suit was all too obvious. I only didn't kill the cyclist because the schtick was old.

  11. I killed the cyclist.

    There is nothing like "East Idaho Flair" as Grifter put it.

    When I was a kid, Idaho TV was full of the above referenced flair. I think the news was done from a trailer in St. Anthony.