Wars and Windmills

25 March 2010


If I were a Republican I would write this as the caption to this picture: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." -- Vader

or this: "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." -- Obi-Wan

or this: "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life" -- C-3PO

or this: "Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?" -- Obi-Wan

or this: “The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be… Unnatural.” -- Senator Palpatine

or this: "We're doomed." -- C3PO

If I were a Democrat I would write this: "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together." -- Obama-Wan

or this: “The Force is strong with this one.” Vader

or this: "I love you". "I know". -- Leia and Han

or this: "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck". -- Obama-Wan

or this: “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky” -- Han Solo

or this: "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope." -- Liea

As a nerd I will merely write this: "What an incredible smell you've discovered" -- Han Solo